'There's one simple reason for crap movies, as I think I've told you before..'

MINGO: How can we make a film? As you said before, we don't even have a camera.

HAMILTON: You just concentrate on what you do best.

MINGO: Criticising other people's work?

HAMILTON: I meant writing. Let your old Uncle Hamilton take care of the camera.

MINGO: But not quirky?

HAMILTON: God, no. Definitely not quirky.
About the Screenplay


Synopsis

The story of two low-budget film makers making a low-budget film about two low-budget film makers making a low-budget film.



Notes on The Film

I wanted to write something that made me laugh.

I always loved those banter-filled movies of the 30's and 40's, so attempted to emulate that style of film. I also wanted to highlight something which has worried me a lot over the last few years, namely why are most movies made today so incredibly bad?



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