'There's one simple reason for crap movies, as I think I've told you before..' MINGO: But how can we make a film? As you said before, we don't even have a camera. HAMILTON: You just concentrate on what you do best. MINGO: Criticising other people's work? HAMILTON: I meant writing. Let your old Uncle Hamilton take care of the camera. MINGO: But not quirky? HAMILTON: God, no. Definitely not quirky.

The story of two low-budget film makers making a low-budget film about two low-budget film makers making a low-budget film.

Written by Simon Luckhurst.

Currently Unproduced.

I wanted to write something that made me laugh.

I always loved those banter-filled movies of the 30's and 40's, so attempted to emulate that style of film. I also wanted to highlight something which has worried me a lot over the last few years, namely why are most movies made today so incredibly bad?

If you think you might be interested in producing 'The Policeman's Hat,' or if you want to read the script, please contact me.