Sean Pardy as Damien, Simon Luckhurst as the Doctor and Rowena Doyle as the Reporter.

The real ethics of transplantation... DOCTOR: As a professional sperm donor you'll need a hand transplant. We’ll operate in the morning. DAMIEN: I don’t know how I can ever thank you enough. DOCTOR: Mastercard or Visa will be just fine. REPORTER: What do you think about the operation? DAMIEN: You mean whether we should be playing God by mixing and swapping body parts? If an operation costing millions of dollars to improve the quality of one person’s existence should be carried out when thousands of third world lives could be saved? REPORTER: No, I just wondered if you’d find it weird to have another man’s hand touching your willy?

When a professional sperm donor develops RSI, can surgery be the only answer?

Production Company: Left of Centaur.

Cast: Sean Pardy, Rowena Doyle, Elizabeth Surbey, Bel Macedone, Zoe Luckhurst-Lane.

Written, produced and directed by Simon Luckhurst.

Once again, pretty low. I'd say about $300, and most of that was food for the cast and beer for Gerardo at Relativity Studios.

My flatmate's boyfriend had the idea of a sperm donor getting RSI, it was a natural progression then to hand transplants...

We shot in Sydney, with the hilarious Sean Pardy in the lead role. We had arranged a good microphone, however this didn't appear, meaning the audio quality is pretty poor at times. This is a pity, because I think otherwise there are some pretty funny things in the film.

Once again Glen O'Brien provided great work in the role of 'Crew.'

Relativity Studios once again provided post production facilities.